Lady of the LakeEdit
The Lady of the Lake is the custodian of the Zephyr Blade, a powerful magical weapon that looks like a tree branch and is described in the Book of Pooter. She claims that she will give the Zephyr Blade only to the chosen one. Those who ask for the Zephyr Blade are given objects that are useless for combat and told they are the Zephyr Blade, or are subjected to annoying, dangerous or impossible tests. Despite this she claims to sleep like a baby.