Testiclees may not have killed Titanus three times, but he is still one of Nudonia's greatest warriors and is looked up to by many. Broof is undoubtedly his biggest fan; he's looked up to Testiclees ever since he was a kid.
Appearance[]
Testiclees is an aging man with grey hair and beard. His age is unknown, but whatever it is, he's certainly still fit for fighting. Testaclees has fought many ferocious beasts and has two scars to prove it: one on his left arm from being bitten by a Graboonie, and one on his right arm from fighting a Hydra. His main feature of his body was how big his testicles are.
He uses a sword in battle with a pommel that looks like a pair of testicles. (Probably inspired by historical "bollocks daggers".)
History[]
Testiclees made his first appearance in episode 20. He was at the gate of the old world to help with the potential threat that was spreading at the time where he gave a speech to the soldier there and even talked to Broof a few times.
Though he doesn't appear in episode 21, Broof does tell Doraleous that he was there and how he was "glorious" in battle, saying it was like seeing color for the first time. We also see a big pile of enemies that he killed.
He appears briefly at the end of episode 29 after Doraleous wished he and the associates had more men to save Hyleria.
In episode 30, Testiclees decided to wait with the associates while Doraleous went to enter Hyleria castle where he would talk to the them, mostly Broof. After Doraleous gave the signal he aided the associates in battle enjoying taking out Meela's soldiers. He then laughed at Sir Walken's pun but not to Broof's lame on, much to his anger
Quest for the Zephyr Blade[]
He is seen with the associates in Episode 31 where during dinner with them, he tells them that he is searching for the Zephyr Blade after many people told him that he could be the chosen one destined to wield a magic weapon called the Zephyr Blade. So Testaclees went on a search for the blade but unfortunately did not know where to find it. Doraleous, realizing the good he could do with it, told him where it was and he alongside Doraleous, Drak, and Broof went to The Lady of the Lake to get it. While there Doraleous told him that the Zephyr Blade was a magic tree branch in order to not be tricked by her.
The Lady of the Lake said she would only give "Testicles" the Zephyr Blade after he defeated the greatest force in Nudonia: himself. Unfortunately for him, it couldn't be done; Testiclees was too great and couldn't be defeated.
In episode 32 Testiclees parted ways with Doraleous & Broof, resolving to continue training until he was strong enough – or weak enough – to defeat himself. After Doraleous asked how he could call him if they need help, he says to whistle and he'll be there immediately, that is if he's nearby, if he's far they should ask people if they saw him and travel in that direction.
Trivia[]
Like Chuck Norris, Testiclees has satirical factoids about his deeds some examples are
- He can tie his own shoes with his feet
- He counted to infinity twice
- when the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Testiclees
- He lost his virginity before his dad did
- He doesn't need to tilt his head when he eats a taco
In episode 31 it was shown that Testiclees loves eating Ostrich Eggs.